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josh phelps

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Posts: 33

Re: with hesitation…..
on: July 27, 2008, 17:46

top ten stonemason excuses

10) been looking for years for a reason to contact that suzuki love bunny
9) publicity stunt for quest university falconry program
Presentational Image hey, you taste a falcon egg smoothie, and then we’ll talk
7) heard Meatloafs i do anything for love one too many times.
6) just looking for something to do between baby seal hunts!
5) pms
4) still haven’t mastered that whole common-sense-’read the guide book’-thang
3) fine tuning his rogue-climber bad boy image
2) i heard if you lick their nuts, you’ll have a stiffy for days
1) signs…we need more f**king signs!!!!

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stone_mason

Member
Posts: 132

Re: with hesitation…..
on: July 28, 2008, 19:01

wrong.

Number 1 is:

Between hunting Black Bear gall bladder and Baby Salmon,I find Peregrine Falcon disruption to be a well rounded mental excerise that gives me strength to climb hard 5.7

AND NUMBER 2 IS:

Fo’get dried dolphin penises, baby falcon egg make you hard f’o hours. She love you long time

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Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature’s peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.”

John Muir

mstyles

Member
Posts: 15

Re: with hesitation…..
on: July 29, 2008, 08:20

ben when did you change from rhino horn to falcon egg for your aphrodisiac?

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