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jjon

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Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 23, 2009, 06:39

I was recently there and noticed men everywhere. What happened to the women?

stone_mason

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Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 23, 2009, 11:33

hahahahha well I don’t know if they came to Squamish… although there are some hotties!!

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sark astiq

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Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 23, 2009, 20:34

Um -maybe they were out sending, and the boys were too busy going to yoga and shopping to keep up?

jjon

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Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 24, 2009, 06:13

Are you suggesting the there is some broke back shit going down with the men of canmore and that is why there are no women around.

jjon

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Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 24, 2009, 13:14

I have heard it is a town where women are not welcome. On occasion I have heard it refer to it as manmore. All sounds a little homoerotic to me.

labruce

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Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 24, 2009, 17:36

The facts speak for themselves.

A bunch of guys with dubious hygiene and language skills, all congregating in the same town and taking trips together into the back country. If it quacks like a duck…pass the crisco.

harihari

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Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 24, 2009, 18:25

I KNOW, Squamish men are seriously HOT.

chris stolz

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labruce

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Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 24, 2009, 19:34

Manmore is the sweaty armpit of Canadian climbing and only attracts second tier male climbers unable to make it in the country’s other climbing scenes. Not only are these guys climbing losers, but they also seem incapable of attracting female mates. Is anyone surprised that they’ve had to resort to keeping warm by snuggling together on forced bivies. They want visiting climbers to believe the late night moaning is just earthly pain leaving the alpinist’s body but the unusually high rate of Manmore Crisco usage suggests other less noble activities may be the source of all that noise. Is forced bivy a euphemishm for something else?

jjon

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Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 27, 2009, 02:02

I liked the ice and the rock, although a little sketchy, but the part that really scared me was the reach around.

doug

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Posts: 36

Re: Is Canmore a town of all men
on: April 27, 2009, 03:13

crisco makes good pie crust

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